{"product_id":"this-stocking-didnt-hang-itself-1","title":"This Stocking Didn't Hang Itself","description":"A cheeky Christmas stocking for holiday hosts who like their traditions served with a sharp sense of humor. Bright red plush fleece sets the classic seasonal mood, while the design adds an irreverent pop-culture twist with its Jeffrey Epstein reference. It’s spacious enough for candy, small surprises, and stocking stuffers, then hangs easily by the sturdy twill loop on Christmas morning. A playful addition to a living room mantel, office holiday party, or tongue-in-cheek gift exchange.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester fleece retains its shape and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, plush fleece texture with a fluffy feel\u003cbr\u003e- Strong overlocked seams for lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious design holds plenty of presents and stocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e- 3-inch twill ribbon hanging loop for easy display\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":67782565953784,"sku":"44453488096444028293","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0524\/3771\/3060\/files\/5220245231778203414_2048.jpg?v=1792768629","url":"https:\/\/agorathreads.com\/products\/this-stocking-didnt-hang-itself-1","provider":"Agora Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}