Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Granby, Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To, and Big Brother Can Flock Off (design mockup)

Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Anti-Surveillance Bumper Stickers

$29.99
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Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Granby, Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To, and Big Brother Can Flock Off (design mockup)
  • Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Granby, Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To, and Big Brother Can Flock Off (design mockup)
  • I'd Rather Be Welding in Granby, Colorado Bumper Sticker - on the rear panel of a van, shown at true 11" x 3" scale
  • Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To Bumper Sticker - on the rear panel of a van, shown at true 11" x 3" scale
  • Big Brother Can Flock Off Bumper Sticker - on the rear panel of a van, shown at true 11" x 3" scale
  • Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Granby, Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To, and Big Brother Can Flock Off (design mockup)
  • I'd Rather Be Welding in Granby, Colorado Bumper Sticker - on the rear panel of a van, shown at true 11" x 3" scale
  • Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To Bumper Sticker - on the rear panel of a van, shown at true 11" x 3" scale
  • Big Brother Can Flock Off Bumper Sticker - on the rear panel of a van, shown at true 11" x 3" scale
Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Anti-Surveillance Bumper Stickers

Stocking Stuffer 3-Pack: Anti-Surveillance Bumper Stickers

$29.99

Three bumper stickers for the liberty lover who's tired of being a data point: 'I'd Rather Be Welding in Granby, Colorado,' 'Santa Is the Only Surveillance I Consent To,' and 'Big Brother Can Flock Off.' Each is 11" x 3", made of matte, UV-laminated, water-resistant vinyl, for indoor or outdoor use. $29.99 for all three (Santa and Big Brother are $12.99 each on their own). Fits in a stocking.

The 'I'd Rather Be Welding in Granby, Colorado' sticker is exclusive to this set and ships as part of the 3-pack.

Big Brother Can Flock Off: parody and commentary. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Flock Safety or any license-plate-camera company.


  • Size: 11" x 3"
  • Premium water-resistant vinyl
  • Waterproof sticky adhesive
  • Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
  • Easy peel backing
  • Matte finish

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